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AriesYou may feel a bit lazy and lethargic today. You may simply feel like leaving everything and going on a trip. But now is not the time to sit around doing nothing. Leave that comfort zone of yours and try something new as the Moon moves further into Scorpio. It is time that your mind becomes more engaged with the surroundings again, suggest astroYogi astrologers. Try a new hobby, spend time with friends and get going with all the pending work and target deadlines. The auspicious hours of this day lie between 11:00 am and 12:00 noon. Grey colour will prove lucky today.