• The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can f**k themselves up the most.
    Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump Card!
  • वो औरतें भी ग़ज़ब की होती हैं जो पूरे 7-8 घंटे बैठकर मोहल्ले भर की चुगली करती हैं, और बाद में ये कहकर उठ जाती हैं।
    मरने दे हमें क्या मतलब।
  • Grandmas' Name Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in the ladies clothing department first.... Read Full Joke...
  • बेरोज़गारी का हाल! नदी में डूबते हुए आदमी ने पुल पर चलते हुए आदमी को आवाज़ लगायी। आदमी: `बचाओ-बचाओ।`
    पुल पर चलते आदमी ने नीचे देखा...
    पूरा जोक पढ़ें...
  • Do you think Salman's Sultan will surpass Bajrangi Bhaijaan's Box-office collection?

Aries With Moon placed in Aries, the day ahead is indicated to be good enough to sort out your problems. You will be in an emotionally balanced state of mind today, dear Aries. Lady luck may be smiling on you now as it is likely that situations which looked confusing will finally move in the right direction, bringing you happiness. Your mood will improve once you get back in touch with someone close with whom you can have a heart to heart conversation. Schedule anything of high importance between 3:30 pm and 4:30 pm as this time may prove to be lucky for you. Red is your lucky color for the day, say astroYogi astrologers. Read More...